danger:

someone: *breaks my heart*

me: thank you… this pain is good for the art that i will never make…

(Source: unisex, via zooiboo)

suprcorp:

the older i get the more i understand the weird shit my grandma says like she say “some people have never cleaned a bathroom in their life and it shows when they speak” and honestly? tea.

(Source: carsonsofias, via perks-of-being-chinese)

beaky-peartree:

remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isn’t hostile”

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

luciddissociation:

friend: hey are you busy

me, 5 hours later: oh yeah sorry i was staring at a wall

(via studiousbunny)

orcbulge:

me at 14: I cant wait till im in college I have so many plans for life and nothing can stop me :)

Me now: Mm. Me hungey. Me eat macdonal. French frie. Frenchffrie. French frie.

(via guy)

jahminican:

Praying for the woman I’ll be in 5+yrs I hope she’s happy, and loved, living life unapologetically, doing what she loves.

(via liraxo)

eatingisfab:

why do i always feel like killing everyone

(via done)

(Source: -fs-, via godzslave)

sick-intentions:

I just wanna be the girl of someone’s dreams ya know

(via done)